Well Spanked Man

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The mess in the kitchen was completely unacceptable. There were dishes everywhere, spoiled food on day-old plates, and even an empty whiskey bottle on the counter. That meant I was in for a spanking. Appropriately, Twilight choose an enormous wooden spoon which we bought at an upscale kitchen store a few months earlier with kink in mind. Perhaps it would just have been a spanking, but I had to get smart and try to get a bit frisky with my wife…

Figging is the art of sticking an unlubricated ginger plug up the arse. It was supposedly done with horses being shown in Victorian England, making the horse livelier. The Victorians, perverts which they were, also applied it to miscreants who’d earned a good caning. Supposedly it kept the recipient from clenching their buttocks during the punishment. I can assure it would do that, it burns deep inside one’s bum and any movement or clenching makes it burn even worse. How horrible is it? Often it hurts worse than the caning itself. It is also humiliating, yet paradoxically arousing at the same time.

No cane to be had this night however. It was late, and the wooden spoon was too noisy, it just might wake up the neighbors. What is quiet and hurts worse than a caning? A wire fucking coat hanger. OUCH! Like I mentioned earlier a figging often hurts worse than a good caning. It does not hurt worse than a wire coat hanger. The thin wires bite like nothing else, and wrap, and leave nasty little wheals which rise up and stay around.

After whaling and crying during my thrashing, I had to do the dishes with the fig still burning deep within my ass. Lesson learned, never come on to a woman who is punishing you, and of course, keep the kitchen clean. Lastly… no more wire coat hangers… seriously.

The Full Length Spanking and Figging Video (around 14 High Definition Minutes), will soon be available for download from our Well Spanked Man Clip Store

Outdoor spankings are some of our favorites, but this winter has been too long and hard to venture into nature on kinky hikes and forays. So when the opportunity presented itself for a different kind of outdoor spanking, off came my clothes. Being naked outside in a city is a completely different experience, with cars driving by just meters away.

Even though this alley was somewhat private, there was still a sense of naughtiness that I don’t feel at being naked in the woods. And to be spanked! What if someone overheard? Were we really as secluded as we thought? This was a short and sweet spanking, but quite memorable- I have only been spanked in a semi-public place a couple of times before, and this was the first time I was naked for such a spanking. Kneeling against the wall and knowing that the flash was lighting me up, exposing my reddened bottom, was particularly humiliating. But after a few minutes, which seemed far longer, Twilight let me go back inside to the safety of my privacy and the security of my clothes. Yum.

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Finally new photos. Here are some stills from our recent shoot! These are actually frame grabs from the video with our new HDV camcorder. For frame captures I think they turned out amazingly well. I think they are usable as stills for some of the sets once we have our paysite up. Please let me know what you think! Previously it has been very difficult to do the stills with a “real” camera and the video on a second camera, basically it means I get spanked twice as much for the same amount of video, and thats really not fair all around.

It had been a while since I had been spanked. Too long to be sure. Twilight made a list of my various little (or not) misdeeds since my last punishment. She didn’t want to miss out on spanking me for them all… at least not the more serious ones. There were, thankfully, only four of these. An implement of correction each! First was the small bath brush, the one she calls a hairbrush when spanking me with it. Next came the holey strap, and she strapped me over and over until my behind was hot and itchy. Then came the new bathbrush… there isn’t a picture of this one here, but it will be in the video. This bathbrush was an almost exact replacement for the one she broke on my ass spanking me too hard with it a few months ago, but this one looks slightly sturdier. She has already joked about testing it and seeing if it will hold up better, but fortunately she hasn’t tried yet.

Twilight had all four of her “toys” laid out in a row. For some of them she made me go and fetch the next one, building the anticipation and making it all the more humiliating.

The last and harshest spanking was with the cane. My butt was already well spanked before she bent me over and caned my rear and upper thighs. This was for failing to backup her laptop for two weeks, and I received 14 hard strokes, one for each day. A few stripes left nasty little welts that marked. If you look when we have the next shoot posted (featuring a figging in the kitchen and a wire coat hanger!), you can see I still have the cane marks for it. In a way, though, I like looking at the marks a couple of days after a good spanking as a reminder of it.

Twilight has a little cruel streak. After she finished thrashing my bottom, she gave me “corner time” making me stand with my nose holding her little punishment list to the wall. I really hate corner time, and this was even worse, but she wanted to make certain this lesson would be remembered.

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I need to make a confession, I love LOL-cats stuff. Recently I saw a fleshbot gallery of LOL porn and just had to make a LOL Spank! Rulez - She haz dem. Feel free to use this image under the Creative Commons Attribution license. This is a still from one of our recent shoots, more stills coming soon.

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Finally our colds are better and we managed a couple of shoots! In the first one I got spanked hard with two wooden bathbrushes and the heavy leather strap, then got a nasty caning on top of it all! This picture was taken by my sweety shortly after. Trust me, I needed the pillow to sit my sore spanked bottom on, the antique wood chair was hard and hurt! I love the place we got for the shoot this time, it was beautiful. Happy Half Nekkid Thursday!

Despite both Twilight and I having pretty bad colds, it has been a good past couple of days.

I did get a quick (and unfilmed) maintenance spanking, “Just because”, as my darling wife said. This was a few days ago, and a few days after a particularly severe whipping that we did film with a piece of electrical wire. I was still sore from that session, so the relatively light maintenance spanking hurt quite a bit. The video is being edited at the moment and will be up shortly.

We also got our new HDV camcorder in. Its not one of the fancy uber-thousands-of-dollars models, but is a real step up from the wally-world special hybrid we have been using. I have been playing with it and learning what settings to use, how to handle the special video formats it shoots in and such. Its really exciting. Sales have been slow, but steady, from our clips4sale store, so we are trying to expedite setting up our very own small membership site. We are recovering from our colds and hope to do a shoot or two near the end of the week, as company iscoming in from across the pond. They don’t know about our blog or our spanking lifestyle, so we need to squeeze this thing that we do in between being sick and our visitor.

Excitingly, I was just featured as Editor’s Choice on the Sugasm! That is a very welcome affirmation that this blog is growing well and people like the content.

Here are a couple of frame captures from the upcoming wire whipping video. We believe that a warm up is important before a severe spanking, so Twilight started with her hand. Then she spanked me pretty hard with a plastic dustpan brush. I was supposed to be wiring outlets in the cabin we are building together, and had been procrastinating… for this video, I was caught masturbating to porn on my cell phone (aren’t new internet capable smart phones sweet?). A couple of the welts she left were still visible five days later, interestingly those marks were all on the part of my bottom that wasn’t spanked so much with the brush.

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Yes! I met my deadline and our clips4sale store is indeed up before the end of the month. This is a good thing for my bottom, when Twilight gives a hard spanking… well, she once broke a wooden bathbrush over my blistered butt. It went live only a few hours ago and we have already made a sale!

Btw, if you do the math, you will realize that I was up until after 5 in the morning. I get in trouble for that sometimes and have some video stills to show what happens. In this quick little strapping video I get woken up after gaming until 4 something in the morning playing, as Twilight called it, Land of Lamecraft. A spanking always seems to sting more when I am half asleep, which I really was when we shot this despite two cups of coffee. The implement is a leather slapper from JT’s Stockroom, and it makes a lovely double slapping sound when used in a rapid and no nonsense manner. It is more sting than thud, and is a great warm-up. A good dose on its own makes for a quick and moderate session too.

I still need to edit this down to a bandwidth saving video to share for free, but in the mean time enjoy a few screen caps to celebrate our new store.

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These original spanking pictures come from a shoot we just did, taking both stills and video. I am working on the video, actually I now have several clips to edit. I can’t believe the response to my previous spanking video! This shoot featured an interesting scenario, as I have just purchased a new laptop and spent quite a bit more than I originally asked Twilight for. Of course I would never lie about how much I spent, right? Well the premise of the shoot is that I did lie to her, and boy did I pay!

It starts out as my wife comes in with the receipt in her hand proving that I lied to her about how much the new laptop cost. Time to take my clothes off! Somehow my most severe spankings are usually completely naked, and so it was here. I was bent over the arm of the funky red sofa and she started giving me a strapping as a warm up. Before long Twilight had switched to the holey paddle and was punishing my naughty bum with gusto. This paddle has a particular sting, it is light weight and the smaller size and holes mean that it really flies through the air, landing with a quick and sharp SLAP!

After being soundly paddled, my bottom was red and stinging. But that was only the beginning of my punishment. My lovely wife grabbed me by the ear and led me off to the bathroom sink. I love how that turned out!

I had to stare at myself being spanked in the mirror before she lathered up a big bar of ivory soap and worked it into my mouth. She moved that nasty bar of soap back and forth, getting every bit of my lying mouth well soaped. Then with the bar still stuck into my mouth she paddled me even harder, smirking with satisfaction at how sorry she’s just made me for my lie. I can certainly say having had my mouth washed out with soap was an even more effective form of discipline than receiving a badly blistered bottom. Thankfully I am just well behaved to deserve a repeat of this ordeal in the foreseeable future

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I’ve just noticed that its been a little too long since I blogged some original content. This is not for lack of trying, but rather due to my lack of experience editting video. These are some stills from a mini-shoot Twilight and I did, I am still trying to fix the wacked out color balance on the video… I learned that “auto color balance” is not the correct choice.

The premise of the video, which will be up soon I promise, is that I failed to refill the car tank and my wife missed her knitting night because of it. Of course, what was she to do but take it out on my poor behind? It was a fun shoot and my bottom ended up tender for the rest of the day.

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Continued from Art Show Maintenance Spanking part 1…

Finally, Twilight stopped beating the brush onto my screaming behind. That part was over. Whether it was dozens or hundreds I couldn’t say, just that it had stopped and my bottom was on fire. People always talk about being surprised at how much a spanking hurts, and so far this one had really hurt. Sometimes, during a good blistering, time seems to contract and expand, both at once. It becomes irrelevant, the only real thing the pain of my bottom being whacked over and over in a rhythm which has beat but no tempo.

“Get Up!”, she said sternly, mentally knocking me off balance. I stood and was pushed forward against the dressing bench, then up on top of it. Twilight rubbed my reddened cheeks, her smooth fingers feeling course and scratchy. A quick pinch stung much more than it should have and I winced, knowing it was quickly about to get bad again. SLAP! Burning again, but now across a wide stripe of my ass. This leather strap is heavy with holes at the end, and was advertised as a Canadian Prison Strap. The pain is deeper, but different and with less bite than the brush. But it is a throbbing pain, and I do sometimes cry during a hard strapping with it. Tonight it made me feel plenty repentant without drawing forth tears.

I stammered an apology, “I…. I am…. sorry dearest…”, SLAP! “Ouhhhhhh….. I…. I….. I promise… to be on my… best behavior…. tonight”. Again and again the strap rained down, cracking upon my out-stuck buttocks, striping them over and over with a hot and pulsing pain. The strap came down 20 times, then thirty. Then a pause.

“I am going to give you a dozen more dear, hard. Just to make certain that you really have learned your lesson,” my wife said with a softness of voice that contrasted strangely with the harshness of the strapping. Slap! It hit full across my bottom and I fell from my knees. Slap! I slid further down, unable to hold position. Slap! I lay half upon the bench. Slap! The stroke hit over my right cheek and left thigh. Slap! “Pla … pla … please” Slap! “Please what? Stop? Not yet.” Slap! “ohhhh…. I’m sorry…” Slap! I was kicking now, it burned so bad, it was so hard, I could not take it, no. Slap! I was still taking ut, taking a good licking, which always seems it can’t be endured. Slap! My arms gave out under me. Slap! “Only one more dear, then its all over….”, she said tenderly. Slap! Ohhhh….. ahhhhh, the strapping was over.

I felt weak and trembled a little, endorphins washing the sharpness of the pain like an artist dampening his watercolor. She was moving around, not in a hurry, but with determination. “I need to do my hair and use the bathroom before we leave. You can kneel there and think about how much more sore your rear-end will be if you do embarrass me in front of these people when we are socializing,” she said as she set the strap over my calves. Then she lightly patted the cheeks she had so recently reddened. By the time she was done readying herself, I had regained my composure. We hugged, which we almost always do, and I thanked her. I truly was thankful not only for my spanking, but also for her.