Well Spanked Man

The online auction made it sound so great. Affordable land IS hard to come by, even on the internet. So I thought we should go check it out. Of course, the description didn’t show all the trash on the property, BUT I still didn’t think it was too bad for the price. Twilight disagreed and was not amused by the “waste of a perfectly good afternoon” spent driving down “roads unfit for a fucking mule to walk down”. Why she happened to have the strap and paddle in the truck, I can’t imagine. Surely, she would never have planned on spanking me outdoors for the mere fun of it. Right?

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But, soon enough my wife was ordering me to undress. Right outside! What if someone came by? Perhaps even someone else looking at the same property from the same auction. Or worse yet, one of the obviously crazed locals (for who else would live down such a road?) But Twilight wouldn’t be dissuaded from giving me a good sound spanking on our excursion.

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Soon I found my shirtless chest pressed into an old strawbale while she strapped my bottom. Then my pants came down. Straw really scratches up the privates, but the strap and paddle stung so badly I hardly noticed at the time. She also bent me over an old tree stump. Who knew you could find so many interesting spanking props in the woods?

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Not content with merely tanning my behind, Twilight next led me by the ear across the trashed out property to an old utility shed. Even she isn’t cruel enough to make me go inside of it half naked, but she did stand me with my nose against the outside wall while she walked around to “take in the neighborhood”.Ultimately she decided that we would not be bidding on this “off-grid mountain-side retreat”.