Apr 18
Figging and Coat Hanger Spanking
(click thumbnails for full sized F/m spanking pictures)
The mess in the kitchen was completely unacceptable. There were dishes everywhere, spoiled food on day-old plates, and even an empty whiskey bottle on the counter. That meant I was in for a spanking. Appropriately, Twilight choose an enormous wooden spoon which we bought at an upscale kitchen store a few months earlier with kink in mind. Perhaps it would just have been a spanking, but I had to get smart and try to get a bit frisky with my wife…
Figging is the art of sticking an unlubricated ginger plug up the arse. It was supposedly done with horses being shown in Victorian England, making the horse livelier. The Victorians, perverts which they were, also applied it to miscreants who’d earned a good caning. Supposedly it kept the recipient from clenching their buttocks during the punishment. I can assure it would do that, it burns deep inside one’s bum and any movement or clenching makes it burn even worse. How horrible is it? Often it hurts worse than the caning itself. It is also humiliating, yet paradoxically arousing at the same time.
No cane to be had this night however. It was late, and the wooden spoon was too noisy, it just might wake up the neighbors. What is quiet and hurts worse than a caning? A wire fucking coat hanger. OUCH! Like I mentioned earlier a figging often hurts worse than a good caning. It does not hurt worse than a wire coat hanger. The thin wires bite like nothing else, and wrap, and leave nasty little wheals which rise up and stay around.
After whaling and crying during my thrashing, I had to do the dishes with the fig still burning deep within my ass. Lesson learned, never come on to a woman who is punishing you, and of course, keep the kitchen clean. Lastly… no more wire coat hangers… seriously.
The Full Length Spanking and Figging Video (around 14 High Definition Minutes), will soon be available for download from our Well Spanked Man Clip Store
April 20th, 2008 at 10:12 am
FYI, next time you’re removing skin from ginger, try a regular old table spoon. Works like magic; saves precious ginger.
April 20th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Invert the spoon. Use it as a scraper. Happy figging.
April 21st, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Site is very hot, great vid clips. I was hoping you’d do figging, and there you’ve done it. Let’s see you have a good post-whipping cry next - I’m sure she’s brought you to it more than once, dude.
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Very nice looking blog, good photos, nice videos!
I accidentally found this post about figging. It’s a coincidence that I just spoke about that with my disciplinarian today, and she says she uses figging too sometimes, in extreme cases.
Seeing what it looks like and reading your description of it, makes me feel a bit scared….but at the same time it looks very intriguing…
I would like to hear more.
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Waiting in the Wings: Wow, I have never read that and we will certainly have to try it next time Twilight gives a figging.
mousecat: I am glad you like the site. Figging is something that I wanted to do because you don’t see videos or pictures of it much… actually I have only seen 2 poor still images of a F/m figging, that I can recall.
Do others want to see crying? I normally don’t go to tears, for me its rare and also feels sort of private too… I do cry some without tears in this figging video, I’ll be sure to include a bit of that in my free video clip here.
Mark: Being scared is an important part of it. Really, its nothing a grown man can’t take, though it will push your limits and test you. It is always, for me at least, also a little humiliating. It IS very intriguing, the sensation is extremely uncomfortable, yet at the same time enjoyable in a way. Try it and you will see! Or else suggest to your disciplinarian that you’d find it appropriate if you don’t get your act together in a certain area- something like that can nicely kinkify self-improvement and everyday life.